Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!
So late!

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Mabel's put a scarf on
the cat.

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He's not a cat.
He's my husband.

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Where is he?

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-Will he bring the ladies with
the big boobies?
-"Ladies"?

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Last time,
he brushed my hair with a fork.

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There were three ladies,
and they had
an epic pillow fight.

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-The fork had maple syrup on it.
-Out of the way, darling.

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Well,

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it's obvious he's not coming,
so I'll just stay home.

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You said this was the one thing
you had to leave the house for
this year.

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You're right. I'm going.

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Move, please, Mabes.

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Fuck-- caccia.

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Did we eat the focaccia?

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Well,
we haven't got any vegetables.

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But lucky you, you get to have
frozen peas. Mmm.

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All right. Come to the table.

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Come on.

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One, two...

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What am I goin